wordless wednesday

ok.... what the hell is that??? omg! lol

How to install your own home security system!

I got this from a dear friend of mines blog, I agree ran, this is totally hilarious! had to share with ya'all..........

HOW TO INSTALL AN INEXPENSIVE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba - Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and me went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house.

Better wait outside,

Billy Bob

Marzipan Babies

these are called marzipan babies....i got this in an e mail, believe it or not, this woman makes these from a simple frosting..... very neat, so i thought i would share....... i also put the definition of marzipan at the bottom of the pictures.... stuff doesnt sound too easy to work with to me. fabulous job she did on these!!!




Definition of Marzipan
A,
Almond paste: a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.

HEATED!!!

i will begin this by saying , happy birthday to me yesterday :) i am now 30. uh, its been a rather trying day so....
since i have a bad attitude tonight and all i have to say is mean incredibly rude bullshit , to one or two certain people, then im not going to blog anymore tonite,
on that note.... that is all
besides .... i have to go drive thru 3 fucking counties to go retirive MY son!